1. (Source: mostly-perfect)

     
  2. 22:55

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    demengineerz:

    Here’s the entire Vinesauce Spooky Advisory System by….I can’t really recall who…

    (Send me an ask if you can remember who did this)

     
  3. 22:48

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    marycreatesart:

dandraco:

hollyoakhill:

do you ever think about how little Michelangelo cared

All right, everyone, grab a chair and sit back because I’m going to share with you what I learned about Michelangelo and the Sistine Chapel in my Art History Class.
The man NEVER wanted to paint the damn thing. But the pope at the time “forced him to” According to my teacher. Michelangelo hated this man, I MEAN REALLY HATED HIM. So did a majority of people. The pope’s nickname translated literally means “Terrible pope”.
And the working conditions were awful. He had to work on his back with all that paint, which is filled with some toxic shit that gave Michelangelo a limp for the rest of his life. (Also, our teacher made us get on our backs and try drawing with both hands JUST to prove how bad and uncomfortable it is.)
At the time, the ceiling was so high, you could barely see it. You need binoculars to get a good look at what’s up there, by the time people could see the paintings, there was a lot of weird symbolism that Michelangelo hid up there.

This one? The creation of the sun and moon? God is mooning you. And the pope and all others after him prayed under that without knowing.

This one? At the time, dissecting was sacrilegious and everyone found out how behind God was what looked like half a brain. blah blah, science, science, that pissed everyone off.
And also, ALLLLLLL the men and women in the Sistine Chapel are all on fucking steroids. My teacher described the women’s bodies as "Men bodies with boobs slapped on."
And then there is this:

Now this is the back wall. Michelangelo actually wanted to paint this one after he finished the ceiling. (and there was a different pope too, I believe.) However, originally, EVERYONE in that painting was naked. And they didn’t like it. Adam and Eve naked? That’s cool. But Jesus? Now you crossed the line. So the pope at the time hired someone else to censor it and give the important figures clothes. He worked on it for 6 or 9 months before he died.
And then the symbolism in this one is great. Somewhere in the right, there are homosexuals in heaven. (No matter what, the Vatican will say “Those straight men are happy” I’ll get to that in a second), Michelangelo painted himself near Jesus, and the terrible pope is in hell with a snake biting his balls.
And if you were to point ANY of this out to the Vatican, they will deny all of it and claim Michelangelo was a catholic hero. In fact, when they discovered the symbolism around the 60s or 70s, the guy who told the Vatican was kicked out of the Vatican for life.
TL;DR: Michelangelo hated the pope and made the best “fuck you” of all time.

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I TELL PEOPLE ABOUT MICHELANGELO AND THEY DONT BELIEVE ME
also this is almost word for word what my professor has said as well when i took my very first ap art history class way back in high school in WI

    marycreatesart:

    dandraco:

    hollyoakhill:

    do you ever think about how little Michelangelo cared

    All right, everyone, grab a chair and sit back because I’m going to share with you what I learned about Michelangelo and the Sistine Chapel in my Art History Class.

    The man NEVER wanted to paint the damn thing. But the pope at the time “forced him to” According to my teacher. Michelangelo hated this man, I MEAN REALLY HATED HIM. So did a majority of people. The pope’s nickname translated literally means “Terrible pope”.

    And the working conditions were awful. He had to work on his back with all that paint, which is filled with some toxic shit that gave Michelangelo a limp for the rest of his life.
    (Also, our teacher made us get on our backs and try drawing with both hands JUST to prove how bad and uncomfortable it is.)

    At the time, the ceiling was so high, you could barely see it. You need binoculars to get a good look at what’s up there, by the time people could see the paintings, there was a lot of weird symbolism that Michelangelo hid up there.

    This one? The creation of the sun and moon? God is mooning you. And the pope and all others after him prayed under that without knowing.

    This one? At the time, dissecting was sacrilegious and everyone found out how behind God was what looked like half a brain. blah blah, science, science, that pissed everyone off.

    And also, ALLLLLLL the men and women in the Sistine Chapel are all on fucking steroids. My teacher described the women’s bodies as "Men bodies with boobs slapped on."

    And then there is this:

    Now this is the back wall. Michelangelo actually wanted to paint this one after he finished the ceiling. (and there was a different pope too, I believe.) However, originally, EVERYONE in that painting was naked. And they didn’t like it. Adam and Eve naked? That’s cool. But Jesus? Now you crossed the line. So the pope at the time hired someone else to censor it and give the important figures clothes. He worked on it for 6 or 9 months before he died.

    And then the symbolism in this one is great. Somewhere in the right, there are homosexuals in heaven. (No matter what, the Vatican will say “Those straight men are happy” I’ll get to that in a second), Michelangelo painted himself near Jesus, and the terrible pope is in hell with a snake biting his balls.

    And if you were to point ANY of this out to the Vatican, they will deny all of it and claim Michelangelo was a catholic hero. In fact, when they discovered the symbolism around the 60s or 70s, the guy who told the Vatican was kicked out of the Vatican for life.

    TL;DR: Michelangelo hated the pope and made the best “fuck you” of all time.

    THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I TELL PEOPLE ABOUT MICHELANGELO AND THEY DONT BELIEVE ME

    also this is almost word for word what my professor has said as well when i took my very first ap art history class way back in high school in WI

     
  4. 22:46

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    senoritakos:

kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

LOL!

    senoritakos:

    kingcheddarxvii:

    Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

    LOL!

    (Source: shopjeen)

     
  5. 22:43

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    thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH
YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST
Cub: DAD STOP
Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK
Cub: DAD OH MY GOD
Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…

    thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

    Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH

    YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST

    Cub: DAD STOP

    Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK

    Cub: DAD OH MY GOD

    Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…

    (Source: lalulutres)

     
  6. 17:45

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    Reblogged from torianu

    cassbuttstiel:

An accurate representation of tumblr right now

    cassbuttstiel:

    An accurate representation of tumblr right now

     
  7. gunmi:

Not sure if someone made one before, but here is what I plan on doing this month. 

    gunmi:

    Not sure if someone made one before, but here is what I plan on doing this month. 

     
  8. 17:30

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    Reblogged from weresmut

    In the spirit of Halloween, what type of monster could you see me as?

    (Source: monacomonoikos)

     
  9. The Heavy - Can’t Play Dead

     
  10. 15:05

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    Reblogged from airenu

    Necklaces by RubyRobinBoutique.

    (Source: whimsy-cat)